Sunday, November 15, 2009

外星人的由來

小新告訴我他有一個朋友很愛亂想東西,不過有時候又幾有創意。話說有一天這個朋友和小新分享一些新見解:


友:“呃,你懂不懂其實啊,外星人是來自未來的人類。”
新:“為甚麼?”


為甚麼外星人會只有三根手指?


友:“你看啊。因為現在的人類已經開始過於依賴電腦,每天使用電腦,一直在那裡click滑鼠,最後就由五根手指退化成三根咯。”



手指演變圖

為甚麼外星人的眼睛很大,而且瞳孔幾乎遍佈整個眼球?


友:“那長期一直對著電腦,然後眼睛為了要吸取更多的光線,然後開始進化,瞳孔越來越大,最後就變成整個眼球都是黑色的瞳孔了。”


為甚麼外星人的鼻孔很小?


友:“你都懂現在空氣污染很厲害的啦。未來的空氣更變成有毒氣體,所以鼻孔就縮小咯。”



瞳孔和鼻孔的演變圖


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(⊙_⊙;) 啓示:


如果不想我們後代變成外星人模樣,那就不要整天對著電腦,然後也要好好保護我們的地球,不要讓空氣繼續惡化下去。(≧∇≦) 哈哈哈。


English version: 


Shin has a friend who like to imagine a lots. Some of which are quite funny and creative. One day, the friend(F) told Shin(S): 


F:"Eh, do you know that actually aliens are humans from future?"
S:"Why?"


Why does an alien has only three fingers?


F:"Humans rely on the computers too often nowadays. We use computers everyday, keep clicking the mouse with our fingers. As a result, the five fingers degenerate into three fingers only."


Why does an alien has very large pupils without white?


F:"Since we always use the computer, and in order for more lights to get into the eyes, the pupils evolve to become larger and larger and at the end they are as large as our eyes."


Why does an alien has very small nostrils?


F:"Well, the air pollution is quite serious nowadays and this will deteriorate in the future. Therefore, the nostrils become smaller to avoid sucking too much polluted air."


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Inspiration:
If we don't want to become how the aliens look like, then we should stop using the computer over a long period of time. Besides, we have to protect our planet from air pollution. 

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